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Remembered Today:

"We don't give a f*** for old Von Kluck"


Anthony Pigott

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I've seen references to a song sung by the retreating BEF after Le Cateau, to the tune of 'The Girl I Left Behind Me' which starts:

Oh we don't give a f*** for old Von Kluck,

Or his f***ing german army,

Does anyone know the rest of the words?

Regards

Anthony

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Would Kluck have been pronounced with a soft "U" thereby making it easier for Northeners to complete that irresitible rhyme.

No. It's pronounced "A" so that southerners can! :P

Dave. :)

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  • 3 weeks later...

... and those Suffolk boys would have pronounced it yet another way.

But does anyone know the rest of the words, or know of where they might be found? Presumably they didn't just repeat the first two lines, satisfying though that may have been!

Thanks

Anthony

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... and those Suffolk boys would have pronounced it yet another way.

Sadly, there were not that many of them left to sing it.

Andy

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... and those Suffolk boys would have pronounced it yet another way.

Sadly, there were not that many of them left to sing it.

Andy

Sad indeed.

According to the regimental history, they had 720 casualties in the battalion that day. When they arrived at St. Quentin the next morning there were 111 of them under the command of a lieutentant(!). Their numbers rose to 229 by the end of the next day as stragglers found their way through.

As they say in Suffolk - might have been worse!

I don't suppose it stopped them singing and they had more justification to the words than most.

Anthony

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  • 3 years later...
I've seen references to a song sung by the retreating BEF after Le Cateau, to the tune of 'The Girl I Left Behind Me' which starts:

Oh we don't give a f*** for old Von Kluck,

Or his f***ing german army,

Does anyone know the rest of the words?

Regards

Anthony

I was reminded of this recently when I acquired a songbook of army tunes from 14/15 which included 'The Girl I Left Behind Me'.

I never did come across the rest of the words.

Regards

Anthony

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In the version I remember hearing it was added to 'Frank Karno's Army,' but I suspect that it could have been added to any song they liked!

We are Fred Karno's army, we are the ragtime infantry.

We cannot fight, we cannot shoot, what bleeding use are we?

And when we get to Berlin we'll hear the Kaiser say,

'Hoch, hoch! Mein Gott, what a bloody rotten lot, are the ragtime infantry'

http://www.oucs.ox.ac.uk/ltg/projects/jtap...ench/songs.html

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I lurk on a music forum, and saw this on a thread

Oh I don't give a f*** for Donald Duck

Or the killick of the working party;

You can suck my knob for a couple of bob

And me name is Mike M'Harty

Apparently sung to 'The Girl I Left Behind Me'. Obviously not Great War, but it seems the lyrics (in part) survived.

Allie

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I lurk on a music forum, and saw this on a thread

Oh I don't give a f*** for Donald Duck

Or the killick of the working party;

You can suck my knob for a couple of bob

And me name is Mike M'Harty

Apparently sung to 'The Girl I Left Behind Me'. Obviously not Great War, but it seems the lyrics (in part) survived.

Allie

Many thanks for that. It certainly sounds like a descendant of the GW version. By the way, I've worked out what (who) a killick is but who's Mike M'Harty?

Regards

Anthony

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I’m a little bit late to this thread but my grandfather was in the British army, volunteered in 1914 and he used to sing this song with slightly altered words, of course.  I only realized that my grandfather’s generation used the word **** later on when I couldn’t remember the word that he used and nothing else really fits. 
 

Kaiser Bill is feeling ill, the Crown Prince has gone barmy, We don't give a **** for old von Kluck and all his bleedin' army

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Isn't it fantastic! A thread lies dormant for 16 years, then comes back to life without any sense of a break. Thomas Tiger certainly seems to have done it!

:thumbsup:

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