My goodness I have just witnessed the come back game of Mr Jonny Wilkinson

Is the man made of some super fibres that us plain ordinary mortals do not know about?

He has just come off the field of play after 73 minutes during which he did just about everything except turn the 'magic sponge' into a gold bar

Dear reader I have got to rush off and pen a begging letter to Mr JW and ask him where he finds his dedication, skill and professional outlook. Who would ever believe that this was his first match for England since he kicked that drop goal world cup winner against the Aussies.

Mr JW is interviewed after the match and says thanks to everyone else. The man is so baggin humble,

I want his children ( Perhaps not eh) But what an example to the overpaid footy types and what a role model for any kids coming through the rugger ranks.

I saw a prog on TV once where Mr JW was showing kids how to kick the ball. They had to take JW off as he was using a floodlight as a target and he was smashing the hell out of it.

Drat just turned on the footy scores and my team drew 2-2 Oh hum. Worse still sandwell united won away and now their third in the league. Grrrrrrrrr

Out on the bike again today no punctures (Shhhh) good ride, sore bum but at least that's only from the saddle (Nowt to do with a liason with JW)

I'm feeling chilled today, leave must be kicking in Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh