Goodness, how rude, I ain't even introduced meself.

Graham Smith is tall and built like an adonis sorry got carried away there.

OK OK I'm 51 years young, I was born in Wolverhampton and lived there all my life until marriage, when I moved a short way down the road to the Walsall border.

I am employed by West Mudlands Police farce and have been a front line plod for the past 27 years.

I spend my days sat either inside a nice warm Ford Mondeo ST220 or aboard a Honda Pan European motorcycle.

Should you ever get pulled in my area... just mention my name and all summons's will be squashed (just having a little chuckle there)

Like many plod with my amount of 'coal face'service I can't wait to reach my 30 years to get the hell outta the job. Plod politics is killing the whole service off. We are slaves to KPI's (Key peformance indicators) and Home Office objectives.

There are simply not enough Indians and too many chiefs

Mr Blair has tried to paper over the cracks with PCSO's etc, but its not enough.