equusv Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Re: The Royal Flying Corps Blackadder - "I don't care how many times they go up-diddly-up-up, they're still gits!" Re: Your number being up. Baldrick - "I'm carving my name on this bullet, sir." "You know how they say there's bullet with your name on it? I figure if I owns the bullet, I won't get hit by it." Bonfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armourersergeant Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 "Boom Boom Boom." "Remember, how could I forget, there was no way I was off side." "Good Luck everyone" "Aah..Darling." and on and on..... As comedy/satire brilliant. As helping to reinforce, nay drive home a myth, bloody decisive. regards Arm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldstreamer Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Captain Blackadder: [describing the latest offensive] Field Marshal Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan effort to move his drinks cabinet six inches close to Berlin Darling: Are you sure this is what you saw Blackadder? Blackadder: Absolutely. I mean there may have been a few more armament factories, and not quite as many elephants, but... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellflower Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Only got one line but for me sums it all up. From Goodbyee ; Darling . " Made a note in my diary on the way here . Simply says ' ****** '................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellflower Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Only got one line but for me sums it all up. From Goodbyee ; Darling . " Made a note in my diary on the way here . Simply says ' ****** '................................. I didn't edit this so if it has lost the whole point, don't blame me !!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geraint Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 When Captain Blackadder turns to his mates and says "Men; We are facing death so that anoraks in the 21st century may put up a thread asking fellow anoraks to put words in our mouths which will appear to be a serious history discussion. I've only one thing to say to you men - It's all pure fiction, not to be confused with real history" Exit Blackadder, and is killed by an exocet missile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravrick Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 "Tomorrow we attack the germans" "Let me guess Sir, we climb out of our trenches and do a frontal assault" "Damm it Blackadder, that's supposed to be a secret" "We've tried it 17 times before and always failed" "Ah, but they will never expect it an 18th time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greyhound Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Oh dear, so many to choose from .... "The British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika." "We've advanced no further than an asthmatic ant carrying some heavy shopping." And everything said by Flashheart, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonMonkey Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 "I could go on all night." "Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't." use that one in conversation all the time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norrette Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Oh yes the drinks cabinet gets my vote, plus George: So we're a bit stuck. ... Edmund: You can say that again, George. We're in a stickier situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun. We are in trouble. Norrette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldstreamer Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 When Captain Blackadder turns to his mates and says "Men; We are facing death so that anoraks in the 21st century may put up a thread asking fellow anoraks to put words in our mouths which will appear to be a serious history discussion. I've only one thing to say to you men - It's all pure fiction, not to be confused with real history" Exit Blackadder, and is killed by an exocet missile. perhaps I missed this episode ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoj22 Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Melchett: I think you'll find Bob just the man for this job, Blackadder. He has a splendid sense of humour. Edmund: He sir? He? He? Melchett: You see, you're laughing already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smithmaps Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Blackadder: "A War hasn't been so badly managed, since 'Olaf The Hairy' ordered a thousand Viking helmets with the horns on the inside!" Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equusv Posted 13 March , 2008 Author Share Posted 13 March , 2008 George to Smith in hospital... "I say, Smith, have you seen any German spies around here?" Smith, "Nein." George, "Nine!" Bonfire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redbarchetta Posted 13 March , 2008 Share Posted 13 March , 2008 Most used in normal life has to be "Deny everything, Baldrick" - a multitude of circumstances covered by those three little words... A favourite not yet mentioned: George: Oh, one thing, sir. If we should happen to tread on a mine, what do we do? B/adder: Well, normal procedure is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will O'Brien Posted 14 March , 2008 Share Posted 14 March , 2008 My personal favourites Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way there could never be a war. Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it, sir? Edmund: Yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan. George: What was that, sir? Edmund: It was b******s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auimfo Posted 14 March , 2008 Share Posted 14 March , 2008 "Wibble" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alliekiwi Posted 14 March , 2008 Share Posted 14 March , 2008 My favourites are: "George, who's using the family brain-cell at the moment?" "If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." "I think the phrase rhymes with `clucking bell'." Allie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Upton Posted 14 March , 2008 Share Posted 14 March , 2008 "If nothing else works, then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through." So good I put that one in my signature a few years ago The complete scripts for Goes Forth can be found below: http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/8889/bladder4.htm My favourite Blackadder put down is the following though: [baldrick stops droning on as BA interjects a third time.] BA - Baldrick, what are you doing? Baldrick - I'm a Sopwith Camel, Sir. BA - Oh, it is a Sopwith Camel. Ah, right, I always get confused between the sound of a Sopwith Camel and the sound of a malodourous runt wasting everybodys time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Bailey Posted 15 March , 2008 Share Posted 15 March , 2008 "Sir, I have a cunning plan". By Baldrick -surely the longest running joke in any series? Gunner Bailey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugby-137 Posted 15 March , 2008 Share Posted 15 March , 2008 Taken from the Royal Flying Corp episode. Flasheart: Treat your kite like your woman George: What do you mean sir take her home to meet your mother? Flasheart: No get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apwright Posted 15 March , 2008 Share Posted 15 March , 2008 "Ah! Cappuccino!" "Care for a liquorice allsort?" Adrian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyndon Posted 16 March , 2008 Share Posted 16 March , 2008 George: Tally Ho! Pip! Pip! and Bernard's yer Uncle! Blackadder: And in English we say good morning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianw Posted 16 March , 2008 Share Posted 16 March , 2008 Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom ..... Boom ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roxy Posted 16 March , 2008 Share Posted 16 March , 2008 ...about as likely to move as a Frenchman living next door to a brothel. or anyone can be a navigator if the can tell their @rse from their elbow. (went down particularly well at RAF Finningley; home of the RAF Navigator training school!) Roxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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