phil@basildon Posted 1 December , 2009 Share Posted 1 December , 2009 I remember spell chequeing it! Adrian Not this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiegeGunner Posted 1 December , 2009 Share Posted 1 December , 2009 I guess he was lucky it wasn't one of the memorials topped by a statue of Tommy holding his fixed bayonet aloft ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J T Gray Posted 1 December , 2009 Share Posted 1 December , 2009 I guess he was lucky it wasn't one of the memorials topped by a statue of Tommy holding his fixed bayonet aloft ... Owwwwwww! Adrian (I'm going to go find my original file - I can't believe I missed that... especially with my resident pedant!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Broomfield Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Cambridge Evening News Maybe if someone had urinated on this one, it would have put the fire out. But, yes, there are some proper g*ts out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiegeGunner Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 I'm surprised. I didn't think there had been a dry day since early November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartH Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 It can't be real news, its not the Daily Mail, or their photographer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 One could interpret some parts of this as indicating that the publicity surrounding the Sheffield episode might have eroded the personal restraint which means that people generally don't deface remembrance artefacts. It would be interesting to see whether there's been an increase in vandalism since the Mail piece. But really - hanging??? Gwyn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Broomfield Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 But really - hanging??? Quite - the punishment should be tempered by the severity of the crime. Burn them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiegeGunner Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Why not just make them read the Daily Mail every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil@basildon Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Quite - the punishment should be tempered by the severity of the crime. Burn them! Are you thinking of the hobo they found dead in the New York subway a few years ago. He stood on the running rail and peed on the live third rail! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthergw Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Bamboo splinters, then the rack and then hang them after excommunicating them to make sure they burn in hell for all eternity. And as for those who spit their chewing gum on the pavement! I'm still working on their punishment. I may have to hire extra help to deal with pavement cyclists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiegeGunner Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Bamboo splinters, then the rack and then hang them after excommunicating them to make sure they burn in hell for all eternity. And as for those who spit their chewing gum on the pavement! I'm still working on their punishment. I may have to hire extra help to deal with pavement cyclists. What chance is there of ever eradicating antisocial behaviour while people continue to advocate wishy-washy liberal sanctions like these ...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Ok. They could disembowel themselves on the steps of the British Legion first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truthergw Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Gwynn, you are on my list of possible helpers. Now if you could just harden up your attitude a mite.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Clay Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 I hope no one suggests fetching ... the comfy chair! Youman rites an all that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NigelS Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Cathedral vandalised & pictures If cathedrals and other religious buildings (whatever the religion) don't get treated with respect there's, unfortunately, very little chance that war memorials will be. Very sad. NigelS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruce Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 I hope no one suggests fetching ... the comfy chair! Youman rites an all that... Next it will be.....the soft cushions!!! Bruce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Light Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Boys are encouraged to pee anywhere and everywhere from the time they are just out of the pram. Pants down and pee in the gutter from the age of two, rather than parents find a toilet as they do with girls; then behind the bike sheds, behind trees, in the park, in alleyways and shop doorways, 'who can pee farthest' competitions; jump-out-of-car and do a dash anywhere convenient; and now, apparently, pee in a bag or bottle if you're a lorry driver and chuck it on the hard shoulder. No wonder anything is fair game - and I don't think it's going to change in the short term ... long term ... ever ... Sue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunboat Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Boys are encouraged to pee anywhere and everywhere from the time they are just out of the pram. Pants down and pee in the gutter from the age of two, rather than parents find a toilet as they do with girls; then behind the bike sheds, behind trees, in the park, in alleyways and shop doorways, 'who can pee farthest' competitions; jump-out-of-car and do a dash anywhere convenient; and now, apparently, pee in a bag or bottle if you're a lorry driver and chuck it on the hard shoulder. No wonder anything is fair game - and I don't think it's going to change in the short term ... long term ... ever ... Sue I was stuck for 90 minutes on the M40 last night...absolute standstill engines off, lights off, and Jo Bloody Caufield the only thing on the radio, yes several people nipped out to have a pee along the hard shoulder (men and women) so who can blame a lorry driver for having a bag or bottle handy when this bloody country can't deal with traffic problems and odds are they will be held up in a jam miles bewteen service stations. How many of you have dogs that pee everywhere? How many of you have cats that pee everywhere, what about the cattle in the fields...they just go where they want to go...and anyway didn't the good lord say "blessed are the pee makers for they shall...." Oh hang on may have got that wrong sea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Upton Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Not only are you lot sharp, and quick, but that's my article! I just hope the spacing errors I can see in it are a result of justification, and not mine... In fact they must be, I remember spell chequeing it! Funny, didn't even spot your name at the bottom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Broomfield Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Most of his cheques are like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Broomfield Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 and Jo Bloody Caufield the only thing on the radio, Mate - that excuses any action. Off-topic, I know, but her programme is called something like Jo Caufield won't shut up Give her 5 minutes with me and she bl**dy well would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J T Gray Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Most of his cheques are like that. Where's the raspberry smiley when you need it most? Adrian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete1052 Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Boys are encouraged to pee anywhere and everywhere ... Sue, when it comes to living in glass houses and throwing stones, they say women can hold a f**t all day but they can't keep a secret for longer than an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IPT Posted 2 December , 2009 Share Posted 2 December , 2009 Boys are encouraged to pee anywhere and everywhere from the time they are just out of the pram. Pants down and pee in the gutter from the age of two, rather than parents find a toilet as they do with girls; then behind the bike sheds, behind trees, in the park, in alleyways and shop doorways, 'who can pee farthest' competitions; jump-out-of-car and do a dash anywhere convenient; and now, apparently, pee in a bag or bottle if you're a lorry driver and chuck it on the hard shoulder. No wonder anything is fair game - and I don't think it's going to change in the short term ... long term ... ever ... Sue Jealousy does not become you, Sue! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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