So, you weren't enthralled with "How to shave in 5 lessons - with Uncle Harters"?

Or "Uncle Harters and the Shiny New Razor"?

Not 'arf. A good title, though, fromthe exceptionally nice Mr Clay.

Must admit I like it!

Mandy

Hoe about 'Dishonour before death'

or

sung to Oliver twist ' You've gotta slit a throat or twwwwwo you gotta slit a throat or two'

'Mad Dog Hartley'

'Hartleys War' double meaning!

Willies War'

'7th Muddies'

Forgive me but I had to...

Murder on the Western Front.

He did it with Razors.

The Secret of Hartley.

Murder is easy for an Officer.

The Secrets of the Silver Cigarette Case.

Sorry,

Kim

Personally I'd go for "Annals of the Wipers Wipper"

The now demented spirit of Wfn Clay

(communicataing thwough Jonathan Woss)

Sir Desmond7 Blackadder, Esq

Sir,

I am instructed by my client, Sir Alan "Fluff" Freeman, pop picker sans pareil, and allround good egg , to demand that you cease and desist forthwith from any further unauthorised use of my lovely client's catch-phrase, viz. "Not arf, pop pickers".

I am further instructed to inform you that my charming client will overlook this one infringement of his copyright on receipt of a signed and post-dated blank cheque made out to his esteemed counsel, viz myself. Not arf.

Yours faithfully,

Siouxsie Sue (Senior partner)

Sue, Grabbitt & Runne

Fair nuff ... Jim Clay will henceforth be known as Jim 'Not Half' Clay.

I rest my case m'lud.

Alternatively, the monicker 'Cassius' does spring to mind .....

Alternatively, the monicker 'Cassius' does spring to mind .....

It's bin done, mate - and any more of this and you'll be hearing from my brief. Not arf.

Trenchant Murder

Where there's a Wills there's a slay???

'The Flashing Blade'.

Marina

Siouxsie Sue

I used to like her. Good singer, innit.

Dead now isnt she?

Or is that wishful thinking?

Where's me razor

Uncle Harters

Murder at the Bloggery

What Happened After He Dunnit

Hard Hearted Hartley